‘Oh look! There is a farm for me to trash and even better, that farm has a bike! They probably have kids. My kids would love a brand new bike so I should probably get it now. Ok, your most likely thinking that I’m a monster for doing this but I am a dwarf and dwarves always take things that help our children. Its kind of doing the wrong thing for the right reason. Anyways, I’m just going to pop into that hay bale and get that bike. I’m just going to put my foot in this thingy and have my hand go into that. Ok I got it, wait I see a human! Um, goodbye!’
Month: September 2020
School Hymn
School Hymn
Father we praise thee,
All thy faithful children,
Active and watchful,
Stand we all before thee,
Singing we offer,
Prayer and meditation,
Thus we adore thee.
My version
Puppies I love you,
Your fluffy, furry bo-dies,
Your wagging tails,
And your swe-et nose,
I love every-,
Thing about you-ou,
Just not the poo-poo.
Limerick
There once was a girl named Anya,
who had to eat her lasagna,
but she skipped right to dessert,
and ate her delicious yogurt,
then rushed to meet her Nona.